We decided we needed some Snackums to tide us over after work while we waited for dinner to cook.
Schmoobs: "Should we toast the bread or not?"
Me: "Yeah, I would."
Schmoobs: "Where?"
Me: "...In the toaster."
Schmoobs: *holds up the sourdough baguette* "How am I supposed to put this in the toaster??"
At that point, I slowly made my way to the knife drawer, pulled out the serrated bread knife, placed it gently on top of the baguette and walked away.
Schmoobs: "Should we toast the bread or not?"
Me: "Yeah, I would."
Schmoobs: "Where?"
Me: "...In the toaster."
Schmoobs: *holds up the sourdough baguette* "How am I supposed to put this in the toaster??"
At that point, I slowly made my way to the knife drawer, pulled out the serrated bread knife, placed it gently on top of the baguette and walked away.
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