8.25.2012

I'm not saying it happened...

What if I told you that I was sitting at the desk reading through more of this godawful journal article while eating a strip of bacon fresh out of the oven? And what if I noticed when I was done eating it that some bacon grease had dripped onto a page of the article? And what if I put that page up to my face and licked the glob of bacon grease off the paper?

I am PMS-ing. Leave me alone.

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