10.11.2008

A 12:30am post.

How do I know that I am a certified, card-carrying adult?

Because I just called the cops to complain about a loud party happening in our building.

As much as I'd like to think I'm cool and hip and blabbidy blah, they've f*ing spilled over from their balcony and out onto the pool and hot tub, which - goddamn it - I'd like to be able to use once in while without feeling like I'm about to be invaded by a bunch of rowdy twenty year old drunken morons. Also, I heard a bunch of them talking drunkenly slurring LOUDLY about how Barack Obama wants to take their guns away so they want McCain to win. Oh no they di-in't! 

RAGE.

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