2.14.2008

Happy Venereal Disease Valentine's Day

I just burned the ever-loving sh*t out of my mouth drinking my morning double Americano. Accompanied by some homemade cherry cheesecake courtesy of one of our accounting ladies upstairs. Soon to be followed by a handful of dark chocolate raspberry Hershey's kisses. And hopefully, but not bloody likely, followed by 30 minutes on the elliptical machine tonight. More to post later. Must go find some gauze with which to wrap the third-degree burnt slab of charred flesh formerly known as my tongue.

ps. Lost tonight!!! Wheeeeeee!!!!!!

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UPDATE: Sayiiiiiiiiid!!! Noooooooooo!!! AAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!

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