I know I know. I've been a bad widdle blogger... (it's not like it's surprising or anything)

But my current Facebook status pretty much sums up how I have been the last couple of weeks:

Also: I would really really REALLY like to subscribe to HBO just for this month so I can DVR all of this season's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episodes - especially with this season's ingenious Seinfeld reunion storyline. Unfortunately, doing so would involve my giving AT&T(ugh)/Dish Network (DOUBLE ugh) my remaining arm, leg, kidney, earlobe and uterus to pay for it. So perhaps I'll pass.