At the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru for our coffee this morning:
Ys: "...Are you going to get a donut?"
Schmoobs: "No..."
Ys: "Ugh. Fine. Then I'm not going to, either."
Schmoobs: "Look, if you want to have a donut, have a donut. I'll get a bagel."
Ys: "No. That's fine. Let's just get coffee."
Schmoobs: "Well, I'm still going to have a bagel."
Ys: "Fine. Then I'm getting a donut!"
Schmoobs: "Fine then!"
The end.
Ys: "...Are you going to get a donut?"
Schmoobs: "No..."
Ys: "Ugh. Fine. Then I'm not going to, either."
Schmoobs: "Look, if you want to have a donut, have a donut. I'll get a bagel."
Ys: "No. That's fine. Let's just get coffee."
Schmoobs: "Well, I'm still going to have a bagel."
Ys: "Fine. Then I'm getting a donut!"
Schmoobs: "Fine then!"
The end.
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