This is going to be me tomorrow morning...

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Also, this was one of the entries from my blog's stat counter:

http://www.google.com/search?q=huge wieners&hl=en&start=10&sa=N

Meaning that at 5:09pm on September 4th, somebody in Baltimore found my blog after Googling "huge wieners." Hehehe. Sorry, anonymous reader. I don't think this is what you were looking for.