Dear God,This is not funny...ok, maybe a little bit.

On Craigslist today:


Young Filipino MUSICIANS wanted for potential BEST BAND EVER. Current members are a keyboard/singer,female vocalists,2 bass/guitarists/drummer. 2 people can'y [sic] play three instruments simultaneously. Songs we play are essentially all cover songs from Current hip-hop and pop on to Filipino Disco songs from the 70s. We play just about EVERYTHING. Other members have had experience playing shows but are simply looking to expand the musical spectrum. You can be a drummer, or bassist, or keyboardist, or singer, or sax player, or even a kazoo player.


Um...I can play kazoo. But , alas, this is a non-paying gig. Foiled again!!