Have just finished cleaning Toilet of Doom for the second time. Involved going to Rite-Aid and buying 3 bottles of assorted cleaning fluids, sprays and gels. Everything marked "Exxxtra-Strength" and "Anti-bacterial." Hands now wretchedly red and raw from repeated vigorous washing with scalding hot water. Am sufficiently traumatized by entire experience. Must go curl up in fetal position and rock back and forth until Schmoobs comes home and I can beat him senseless for having friends who leave turd-splatters on my toilet. Just kidding...maybe.
Toilet and near-entirety of bathroom is now sparkling clean.
Must never speak of this ever again.
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