Things not to do after a full day of teaching clarinetz.

Eat nothing but a Grande Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte during the day, then come home in a ravenous craze and stuff you face with a hotdog, a handful of popcorn chicken, a handful of fried okra, a handful of Sun Chips, a glass of chocolate (soy!) milk ...and 2 teaspoons of cough syrup. 

Excuse me, I have to go wretch now. Blaaaarh.