1.11.2010

Greetings from Denver International Airport (AGAIN)

Dear lady sitting directly in front of me on the plane,

Perhaps 30,000 feet up in the air with 45 minutes left in flight is NOT the best time nor place to douse yourself with 10 gallons of perfume. GAAAG.


Seriously, I think it was eau d'Lemon Pledge and Hibiscus. Also, I think the middle aged man currently sitting across from me at the gate sporting a mullet, cowboy boots, and a diamond stud in his ear should have the decency to at least turn the volume down to medium or low as he plays Pong on his phone.

In related news: Geez, I am one crabby little botch! But I have good reason (see previous post).


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