What?! I can't hear you! My effing hair dryer blew out my eardrums.

Here's something else I learned during my recent foray into the land of People Who Actually Do Stuff With Their Hair Besides Towel Dry and Pull It Back Into A Ponytail: Hair dryers are EFFING LOUD. At least the one that I decided to purchase at Target yesterday. Seriously, it left my ears ringing. Unacceptable! Blurgh. I guess it's back to Target today to exchange it for a - hopefully - quieter and less shrieking-devil sounding one. How do normal girls deal with this stuff every day? Geez.