You know you're one month away from thirty*...

...when you take three measly trips up and down the spiral staircase leading to your loft in order to carry your desktop PC and speakers down to the living room and end up limping the entire following day as if you strained a muscle running a damn marathon.

(In all fairness, that computer was pretty freaking heavy when having to carry it PLUS the monitor down a slick metal spiral staircase less than two feet wide and all my muscles from the sphincter and below were all clenched really tightly the whole way down. Note to self: Next time, would you freaking just add an extra trip to carry the monitor down separately. The 'amount of time saved' is not proportional to 'the risk of slipping and falling to your embarrassingly ungraceful end'.)

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!