I just can't seem to let this go.

Was sitting on the couch with Schmoobs when this commercial came on this morning:

Me: Their diction is horrible. I can't understand a word they're saying! It should be "We DISH you a Merry Krees-maahs!"

Schmoobs: *smirk*

Although I should add that the fellow at 0:13 comes very close to vocalizing with proper diction. Methinks I smell a former choir geek in the house!