My stomach feels funny. All of a sudden. I haven't had anything today except green tea, chocolate and a small bite of cheese cake. I think my stomach is angry at me. I have some leftover chicken and rice in the fridge that I guess I can heat up. I fear bad things might come out of my mouth ... OR WORSE!!!
Also:
| You Are Barney |
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." |
Whoa, no way. Are you implying that girls DO poop?
ReplyDeleteI believe there is a scholarly work published that proves that yes, indeed, "Everyone Poops."
ReplyDeleteThe difference is that when boys poop, everyone in a three block radius knows about it once they open that bathroom door.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Whereas, after girls poop, it smells like honey and dandelions :)
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