Men are from Mars and Women are from Target.

Scenario: Ysabel any time she goes to Target with Scott

Ys: Okay, let's see...we need toilet paper and toothpaste.

Scott: Alright...

Ys: Oh, and we need some candles!

Scott: Okay.

(cut to candle aisle)

Ys: Ooh, do you like this smell?

Scott: Sure.

Ys: What about this one?

Scott: Sure.

Ys: Ooh, this one's nice...

Scott: *sigh* I'm going to look at the video games. Come get me when you're done...


Scenario Two: Ysabel at a Target somewhere between Tacoma and Seattle with two of her friends last night

(looking at Nalgene water bottles)

Ys: Yeah, I totally ruined my last three water bottles in the dishwasher...

Girlfriend one: I have one that looks like this one.

Ys: That's cute, but I don't like the whole sippy spout thing. I just want a normal cap you screw off...

Girlfriend two: What about this one?

Ys: Ooh, I kind of like that one...but I don't like that baby blue color. ...Ooh, this one's cool!

Girlfriend one: Oh! I like that one too!

Ys: Oh, then here. Take this one.

Girlfriend one: No! I'm not going to take it! You should have it!

Ys: No! You take it! I'll just look at the other Target near my house...

Girlfriend two: Well, if you guys don't take it, then I'm going to.

Girlfriend one: Here, you take it.

Girlfriend two: But Ysabel was the one that said she needed one!

Ys: It's okay! I promise! I'll just get one somewhere else!

Girlfriend one: No way. You should take it. I'll take the baby blue one.

Ys: Don't take the blue one, it's ugly. Just take this one.

Girlfriend one: No, I like the blue one! I promise! You can have this one.

Ys: No, I don't want it now! You take it!

(twenty minutes later in the soap aisle)

Ys: I love the smell of Irish Spring!

Girlfriend one: Yeah, me too! What do you think of this body wash?

Ys: Ooh, that's nice!

Girlfriend two: I like that too! How about this one?

Girlfriend one: Mmm! That's really clean-smelling.

Ys: Yeah, really fresh and crisp. It's really nice.

Girlfriend one: This one's okay...

Ys: Ooh, it's coconut-y. I'm not sure I like that too much.

Girlfriend one: Yeah.

Girlfriend two: Ooh, you guys! Smell this one!

Ys: It smells like the gum I have in my car!

Girlfriend one: Fruity! Yummm!

Ys: Melon-y!

Girlfriend one: Yeah!

(ten minutes later)

Ys: Oooh, I used this one this summer. It's really cheap but it smells good.

Girlfriend two: Oh really? Maybe I'll try that one.

Ys: I really love men's soaps. I think it smells cleaner.

Girlfriend one: You use men's soap? That's cool! Maybe I should try that...

Ys: Oh, this one smells really good too.

Girlfriend two: That is nice! ...but it's more expensive.

Ys: Yeah...

Girlfriend one: Ew! This smells gross!

Ys: Oh yeah! Yuck!

Girlfriend one: It's totally deceiving 'cause the bottle looks really cute, but it totally does not smell good.

Girlfriend two: Yeah, that's weird! ...Oh wow. This one smells like a grandpa.

Girlfriend one: Haha! Oh my god, it totally does!

(ten minutes later)

Ys: Well, I think I'm gonna get this one...what do you think?

Girlfriend two: I like that one. Which one should I get?

Ys: You should get the same one!

Girlfriend two: You think so? How about this one?

(ten minutes later)

Girlfriend one: Okay, I think I'm gonna get this one. What do you guys think?

Ys: Good choice. That smells really nice.

Girlfriend two: Which one should I get?

Ys: I love the smell of this one. You should get this one.

Girlfriend one: I like that smell too!

Girlfriend two: Me too!

Girlfriend one: Oh wait. It says "3 times as clean." What if that means it makes your skin really dry?

Ys: That's why I'm obsessed with lotion...

Girlfriend one: Oh, I should get some lotion!

Girlfriend two: Ooh, me too! Let's go look at the lotions.

Girlfriend one: And shampoos!

Ys: Okay!