Limericks by Dan!
In the dreary gray town of Seattle
Friend Ysabel had a small battle
Again with her car
A tale familiar
So listen in then as I prattle.
(Un)Lucky was a Volkswagen
His get-up-n-go now draggin'
He decided to die
Left Ys high and dry
But she thinks he's just sandbaggin'
In bleak winter weather she called
To Schmoobles, "My !@#$ car has stalled!"
He rushed to her aid
A discovery made
You need a new battery installed!
When finally home from the airport
She thought, "What do I care for?"
To Nutella she went
To share her lament
But dear, that's what it's there for!
Brilliant. Thanks Dan!
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