...Independence Day!!!
...Schmooblebottoms Comes Home Day!!!
...I Get a Paid Vacation Day!!!
...I Had Three - Count 'em: Three - BMs at Work Yesterday Day!!!
...I Had Three Espresso Shots this Morning and am About to Have my 2nd BM Before Noon Day!!!
...I Had Three Espresso Shots this Morning and Finished my 2nd BM Before Finishing That Last Sentence Day!!!
...I Woke Up to About 300 Lawnmowers Buzzing Away Outside My Apartment and They Have Finally Stopped and I Can Finally Hear Myself F*ing Think Day!!!
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