TMI.

Schmoobliebunz and I are sitting in Star*ucks with our laptops - it's all very yuppie hipster - forcing ourselves to take care of end-of-the-year grades and paperwork once and for all. Went to the (public .... *shudder*) bathroom to tinkle and came back to announce (to Schmoobs, not the entire world) that "Well, I am officially without child this month." 

And thank Jeebus for that because - aside from the most obvious of reasons - I don't think I could have handled another day like yesterday, in which I completely annihilated a plateful of chicken nuggets and 3 corndogs with a soda and a handful of chocolate truffles. In one sitting. 

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ETA:

Dear student: The correct spelling is "serialism." Not "cerializm."