7.20.2006

Apparently being unemployed has given my subconscious too much free time...

Have you ever woken up terrified because you just had a nightmare that left you shaken up...but then later on in the day you thought back on it and it was actually something really silly? Comical, even? This morning I woke up in a sweat because I had an honest-to-God nightmare in which an evil entity was threatening to kill everybody and I was the only one who could save the world. Did I mention that the evil entity was SNL's Kevin Nealon? And that I could switch between being a cute wittle kitty cat and Lisa Simpson? This can only mean one thing: one too many hotdogs before going to bed at 2 in the morning...

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Ok, now it's 3am and I can't sleep. Thankfully I haven't had any nightmare hotdogs today. I am left with only one more decent hour of The Food Network left to watch before it all goes to the dreaded ...Paid Programming. Bah. Oh, and by the way, just so you alll know: I made a pact with myself about 15 minutes ago that I am going to take myself on a trip somewhere fabulous next year. I don't know where and I don't know how, but it's going to happen. Mark my words. Thanks, Joan. Anyway, more on this development at a later point. After I've thought through some more details (Namely: In which I have a heart to heart with myself and ask, "What, you think money grows on trees?!"). In any case, until next time...Ich bin Blitz!!!

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing

3 comments:

  1. HAHAH! I hate that paid programming crap. I love Food Network. I go to sleep w/ that on, and I wake up and watch it when I get ready for work. =D

    I'm glad to have inspired you! WOOT WOOT! Traveling is addicting! I have been lucky in the past. I saved tons of money on lodging expenses because I've had friends/family to stay with in the places I have traveled. Doesn't your buddy live in Paris right now? You should totally go! Just save up some money for a plane ticket. We flew into London, and took the EasyJet to Spain because it was cheaper so check out those options. Metro/food is similar in price to the states. Same w/ shopping. Thailand is also ridiculously cheap when it comes to food/lodging ($3 meals, $20/night lodging); the plane ticket will cost the most. Good luck!

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  2. You could always visit.. fabulous Central New York State! HAHAHAHA. Just kidding, really. I hope to God I'm not here much longer. Wherever you do go, however, I demand a postcard. :)

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  3. For anyone who hasn't heard yet: Ysable and Scott's going away party is Saturday at 6:00. You neeeeed to be there if you love Ysabel. I will be taking embarrassing pictures for future blackmail to get them to come back and visit of course.

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