What do you call that thing where you wake up at the butt of dawn to drive an hour to work teaching an ass-load of college music courses and then drive an hour back so you can shove some lunch down your pie hole then drive 30 minutes into the Metroplex of Traffic Doom to teach a group of rowdy, super energetic, mega loud sixth graders about the devil stick and then when you get home you have to use your few precious hours before bedtime to get your notes and lecture material ready just so you can wake up and repeat the same process five times in a row and the only thing that gets you through every day is the thought of how glorious Friday afternoon will be once it finally gets here and how heavenly the weekend will be especially since it's a holiday weekend so your mantra all this goddamn week has been, "Just get to Friday. Just get to Friday. Just get to Friday."?
And then you get to Friday and YOU COME DOWN WITH A FREAKING COLD JUST IN TIME FOR THE GODDAMN WEEKEND.
What do you call that again?
Hmm, "ironic"? No...
"Unfortunate"? Close, but not quite...
"EFFING BULL***T" (The asterisks save me from eternal damnation! Right, Mom?) is what it is goddamnit!!! AAAAGH. I mean AAAAGH-TCHOO!! Bleh.
UPDATE: It has been decided that only a Star*ucks Grande Iced Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte will cure me. That, and an afternoon spent wallowing on the couch in self pity while watching Season 2 of ABC Family's wholesome hit show Make It or Break It on Hulu. This show is so terrible that I find myself scrubbing my eyeballs out with hot acid and a scouring pad after each viewing, but I can't effing stop watching it. It is like low-budget porn for ex-gymnasts. Low-budget porn in which all the fun "...tricks" are very obviously done by stunt doubles. And after each "trick" on the "apparatus" performed by the stunt doubles the camera always cuts to a close up of the actor's faces for a shot of the "...landing?" Okay, I'll stop now.
Oh, and DJ Tanner is in it! HA!
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