9.20.2010

Reasons I know I am PMSing.

1. My breasticles hurt like a mofo.

2. Three days ago my dinner was:

  • half a slab of leftover ribs that wasn't even fully reheated
  • one roasted chicken drumstick
  • two chocolate and marshmallow pinwheel cookies
  • two sticks of beef jerky
  • a handful of Mike and Ikes
  • a Snap Pea-irinha

3. Two days ago my lunch was:
  • one gigantic chipotle fried chicken breast
  • half of a leftover Big Mac (yes, I said leftover Big Mac)
  • half a tub of broccoli salad
  • two chocolate and marshmallow pinwheel cookies
  • a handful of deep fried peanuts, including shell
  • a handful of dried cranberries

4. Yesterday my lunch was:
  • stale chips and salsa
  • two chicken strips
  • a small serving of french fries
  • one avocado (yep, just one entire plain avocado)
  • two chocolate and marshmallow pinwheel cookies
  • a handful of Wheat Thins
  • a handful of dried cranberries
  • a glass of soy milk on ice

*burp*

Also:

5. Schmoobs angerrred me on Saturday morning (Why are boys such dummies? Seriously. Someone answer this question.) and I am now in Day Three of The Silent Treatment. HULK SMASH!!! I may agree to peace negotiations soon.


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