Say you are a dairy-allergic person who is one week away from The Big 3-0 and is drowning her sorrows in bountiful amounts of cheese and, as a result, have been slightly nauseous with slight indigestion and breaking out consistently for the past week, as per the symptoms of your allergy?
It would be okay to dig out from the freezer one of those magically delicious Reese's Peanut Butter Cup flavored Klondike ice cream bars you bought in a moment of weakness last week BECAUSE IT IS REALLY EFFING HOT AND DISGUSTINGLY HUMID IN NORTH TEXAS RIGHT NOW, right? I mean, right?!?!
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