Ow my bunions. (UPDATE)

Screw high heeled pumps, man. Why can't I just wear flip flops to work?* Bleh.

In other news: these daily 6am wake up calls are going to end me. Seriously, it's only day 2 and I'm already destroyed.

But sending this email did lift my spirits a bit:

* Answer: 1) Because then all of my pants would be too long. 2) Because the three added inches of height help make me look Not-Twelve.


UPDATE:

Ok, so he just copied and pasted. But I'll take it as a start!